New site from Splerg, protegé of Krunk! www.picsoflastday.bravehost.com

 

I am Krunk! I have a webpage! And I am Krunk!
Okay, so you've found your way here, which means you're either looking for the black Chris Rock, or the white Chris Rock. Never heard of the white Chris Rock? No? That's okay. Neither have six billion other people. But even if you haven't heard of him, you might find the stuff on this site amusing. Or offensive. Or stupid, juvenile and pointless, which is my definition of funny, so ner.

 

(Psychedelic acid trip Asteroids clone. Download!)

Note: My top score in the demo is 1.41 million. A score which cannot be beaten.

(Okay, so I beat my previous unbeatable score. But this one cannot be beaten)

Here is a link to my other site http://www.effijesus.bravehost.com
It is rather good.

 

"Surgery is just like DIY"

 

Use your Back button to retard to the page you were at previously.

 

Chris Rock gave me some advice, and now I have no legs.

 

 

 

Ask, and you shall receive the answer, courtesy of the PleasureBot50001 2 3 4

 

(WARNING: Chris Rock is hazardous to your health)

 

NOTICE FOR STUPID PEOPLE:

THE FOLLOWING GAMESESZEZS AND HANIMASHUNS ARE STORED ON FOUR DIFFERENT SITES, HENCE FOUR LINKS FOR EACH ITEM. IF YOU CAN'T SEE THE FILES BY CLICKING ON THE '1', TRY '2', '3', OR '4'. YES, PEOPLE ARE STUPID ENOUGH NOT TO KNOW WHY THERE ARE FOUR LINKS FOR EACH ITEM.

 

Easy: Death to logic! 1 2 3 4

Medium: Kerazy Version 2 (Watch out for the nuns!) 1 2 3 4

Tricky: Aaaah! John Travolta! And a big blue block! 1 2 3 4

Hyper: The way the game was (almost) intended to be played (Collect the brains... sorta) 1 2 3 4

(Arrows move, ctrl shoots)

 

Another game! Aaah! The Official Chris Rock Quiz 2 3 4

 

"Don't turn around, my todger's behind you."

 

 

Krunk's Patented Super Funked-Up Cyber Virus1 2 3 4

Drugs 'n' Brains1 2 3 4

Chris plays Halo in nappies1 2 3 4

Chris gets hit by a brick1 2 3 4

Chris goes to Barry's house1 2 3 4

Chris is an XBox S Pad1 2 3 4

Chris vs Steve Irwin1 2 3 4

Chris has a hamster in his brain1 2 3 4

Chris gives some karate experts a little advice1 2 3 4

Chris plays Halo against the almighty Krunk1 2 3 4

Chris fixes a monitor. That he broke. Clumsy twat.1 2 3 4

The Magical Chris Rock Torture Machine1 2 3 4

The ghosts of Chrismas1 2 3 4

The Chris Rock learning experience1 2 3 4

Chris lives in his brain1 2 3 4

Chris and phlegm: A love story1 2 3 4

Chris uses the phone1 2 3 4

Chris talks to the animals1 2 3 4

Chris destroys a city. With sound! 1 2 3 4

Chris re-enacts Knight Rider. I mean, Saturday Night Fever. Whatever. 1 2 3 4

Chris clones himself. Repeat ad explosion. 1 2 3 4

Chris is in a hilarious tragic car accident 1 2 3 4

Hardcore chicken fucking 1 2 3 4

My tribute to Don Herzfeldt (i.e. I stole the story from his 'Rejected' animation) 1 2 3 4

Chris sets up the sound system for Variety Night Five 1 2 3 4

Chris plans a cunning practical joke 1 2 3 4

LION BURGER!!! 2 3 4

LIONS and TIGERS and BEER! 2 3 4

Chris' brain versus a turtle 2 3 4
Hamster-fusion perpetual motion machine 2 3 4

 

 

"Are we there yet?"